on why i fucking hate (shitty) hospitals (in particular, the one my uncle was at last night)

badly organized bulletpoints, because i'm too fucking exhausted to form paragraphs right now

• i hate fucking emergency rooms; i hate fucking waiting in them for things that never seen to happen in any sort of timely fashion
• the people in shitty hospital emergency rooms are fucking crazies. list:
• crazy guy who was allergic to sesame who apparently tried to commit suicide via sesame seeds
• crazy old paranoid-schizophrenic who was complaining that someone stole his money and was searching the entire goddamn ER for his money (it's not under your fucking bed you crazy old fuck no matter how many times you search since the meth-head on the next bed over stole it from you)
• crazy meth-head guy who was stealing money from the crazy old paranoid-schizophrenic (who i guess isn't really all that schizo if someone really was stealing his money)
• crazy random fat chick who gave a cigarette to the crazy meth-head (and they both tried to smoke in the ER. seriously, WHAT THE FUCK)
• crazy homeless chick who just wanted a bed for the night (and to talk to a social worker, i guess) who thought crying (and cursing) at the security guard would stop him from kicking her out
• crazy guy who looked like a veteran who apparently wanted to be admitted because he was having delusions and wanted to kill people (look, i'm glad he's getting help, but don't fucking place him next to my uncle)
• although, I figure he's probably faking it for the meds (either that, or he did serve in say vietnam, and he's flashing back to killing random asians back in the war, and placing him next to my uncle is a really really great idea *sarcasm*)
• oh, and there were four or five cops there too, ostensibly because there was some kind of crazy fucking criminal in the ER. they cleared out the ER of visitors when they showed up
• also the crazies in the waiting room, who aren't too bad:
• crazy schizo lady who kept flashing back to some sort of attack on her. (felt sorry for her, at least)
• crazy big tall dude who had a huge giant bag full of magazines which apparently he goes from ER to ER to steal. that's my best guess there at least.